- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I work at jcpenny

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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