What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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A mans opinion.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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