Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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the holocaust

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I just drank a cola.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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