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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Homonyms should be band.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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