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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

smell the vitamin C

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

whats my name? Matt

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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