- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

YES! EXACTLY!

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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