- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Your mums a potato

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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