- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Dislike this.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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