Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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