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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Sixty... eight

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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