Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

This is not a joke or is it

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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