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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Nice belt.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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