Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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EGGPLANT

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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I'm gay.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Vagina.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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your mom

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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