What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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