- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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