What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Obama

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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