There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Katy Perry

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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