- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Your Mom

What is white and black and red all over.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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