- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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