Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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