Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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