how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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