- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

My friend harris is fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

kesha is a virgin.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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