- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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