What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

what's up? my penis.

Women's Rights.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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