how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Sarah Palin

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