- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

John Stamos.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Y u do dis?

Blake wilkeys hair style

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Derp

have you ever had african food? neither have they

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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