- Anti Joke

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Penis.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

the WNBA

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Sarah Palin

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Penis.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too