"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

3021 North Broadway Avenue

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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