96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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GONNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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