why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Womens' sports

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Im taking a shit right now.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Your Mom

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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