What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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MAKE

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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