- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did death say to life? Go die

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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