- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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