What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

God. God.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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