- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

The government

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

field day?

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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