- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

roses are red, violets are violet.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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