- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Jellybeans

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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