Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Anti Joke

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