Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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