If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Please? No.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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ur mum

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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James Patrick Campbell

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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