What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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politically correct!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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