XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Anti Joke

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