what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

penis haha

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

who is awesome? no one...

Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Women's Rights..

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What can fly? Lots of things

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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