how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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I drive a 'rarri

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Anti Joke

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