What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Refridgerator.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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