- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

This sentence is a lie.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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