You were born.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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