"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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