- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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