- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

im watching you..

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

why was the man sad? his wife died

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