Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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