- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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