- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scientology.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Your future.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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