There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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