- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

you suck

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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