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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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