- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Laugh.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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