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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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A man buys a prius

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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