What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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I read the terms of service.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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