- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Suck pussy

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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