- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

What did the man say to his doctor?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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