- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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