Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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