Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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