What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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im gey

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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69.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Mitt Romney

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A person from Singapore eats

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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