- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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