Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Nickelback.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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The Female Orgasm

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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