What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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I have an erection My mom!

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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