why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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