- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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