- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

I once did something.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

You know whats funny Aids

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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