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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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