A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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