- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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